Christopher Castillo says- "You da man mike, you da man. Always be da man. You da man. Your burger was mighty tasty. Feliz Navidad." Analy El-Nakat (Mike's stalker) says- "Queen sucks. And so do you and your ugly ass. I saw you, I put the camera in the toilet seat. Your ass is ugly boy! But I love your ugly ass. Here's your birthday present: BUTTLOVIN'!!! Happy fuckin' birthday." Annie Wong says- "You're the best straight friend, Mike!! A HahahhahhHA ahhaaa! I respect your decision to not do cheerleading kicks! ;) Have a nice day. \M/" Happy Noodle Boy says- "Disperse fucking people!! I am the noodle boy that flies!! I am like a flying potato!! Bow down or I'll unleash my zoinky army of surly crack babies!! FWOOSH!!" ******** They're not Queen, but I say they're good enough! Here's Elliott Smith and Pete Krebs with a little birthday song for Funkmasta Mike. "Attack of the Crab Monster" (mp3)